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• Google Khan 

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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  Bas 5 mint ruk jaen

  
  Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
  
  Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
  
  Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
  
  Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
  
  Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
  
  Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.



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  A poem by every girl

  
  A poem by every girl
  
  
  Husbnd apna white ho
  
  Lambi jski hight ho
  
  Ghusy ka wo lite ho
  
  Body jiski tight ho
  
  Jb saas se meri fight ho
  
  Kahy
  
  Begam tum always rite ho…
  
  
  
  
  
  

  • 
    
    Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

    
    Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
    
    
    JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
    
    
    Uss ne manga to khara ho gya
    
    
    RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
    
    
    Mein ne diya to chout gya
    
    
    PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
    
    
    
    
    Dil chata hai k teri phar k rakh doon
    
    
    JO SEENEY MEIN CHUPA RAKHI TERI TASVEER MEIN NE
    
    
    Uss ne kaha k kar lo mager kisi ko na batana
    
    
    BUS CHUPA REHAY YEH AFSAANA PYAR KA
    
    
    
    
    • PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
      toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    
    
    
    
    MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  • Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla
    hain.
  
  
  
  
  MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?    Santa: Very long

• Mujhe
  SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz
  ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap
  ke ghar....